Who is most racist: Mark Twain or Samuel Clemens?

It don't matter because technology now provides us with a new way to don't be racist:

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MLK Resolution

Any time is a good time to don't be racist, not just at the holidays.

So my challenge to you is to pick one way to not be racist in the coming year. You write that down on Martin and Luther's King day and try to don't be racist in that way all year (not just a few weeks).

My MLK resolution is to not be racist at Gypsies. Like when they have me pay two bucks for my soda pop with my little ceasar's hot and lonely pizza, I won't say " oh man, what a Gyp!" because even Gypsies and pollacks deserve for you to not be racist at them.

Even on the internet you should don't be racist.

I saw a guy on a celbrity rehab with a shirt that said "eracism".

I don't know what he was thinking, but I think it is important to don't be racist whether it is eRacism, or iRacism.

Cause even on the internet it is important to don't be racist.

Every day is a good day to don't be racist

Some days when I am walking down a street and I see someone that is a race, I think to myself "Hey, don't be racist" and I look at the race person and smile and am really not racist at them.

how to don't HATE

"HATE

HATE

I"M YOU'RE HATE

I'M YOU'RE HATE WHEN YOU WANT LOVE"
-Jim Hetfielder

One of the finest poets of our generation wrote that song. But you know what? Hate is such a strong word. We shouldn't hate anyone. Especially we should NOT hate people that are races. But what about Racism? Should we Hate racism? I tried to hate racism but I didn't know if I should Hate racism, or just the things he does. But after I watched some shows (TV) I decided I really Hate racism.

So there it is

THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN RACISM!!!







and people that are different from me.

The Flavor of Race

Dark and light
black and White

it all sounds like good versus evil. But if we just describes races like foods, then there will be no bad guys (except if we call people "coffee" because, Mormon). Then it's not like a Black versus white issue, it's Peaches and Cream versus Chocolate, and do we want to drizzle Carmel on it issue. Imagine what will happen to Real Estate prices! Who doesn't want to live in a chocolate part of town!!?!?!

I think if we get the terminology right we will probably all be don't be racist together, and instead of saying "that Black man sure was articulate." or "That poor white guy just hasn't had any opportunities." You could be like "My time is prison was tough because I didn't believe in Cream of Chicken Power, but I needed some protection after I got stabbed by a Dulce de Leche". That doesn't sound like hard time, that sounds like an adventure in deliciousness

People of Color

Now this is one thing that doesn't make any sense. "People of Color"

Who does this mean?

There are lots of peoples of lots of colors and lots of races. I also know too many Jamaicans, Hatians, and Canadians to use "African American".

It's is like we are trying to hard to make a description poetic, that instead of it making sense, it is just passive aggressive. Kind of like when people are in church and they say, "I had the opportunity to go to Provo," and they just can't say, "I went to borringtown".

We are all colors, but that is the problem, the first guy who started calling us blacks and whites was WAY off. Seriously who came up with it first? Maybe he was really pale, but really pale people are almost bluish. Most of the people I see are pink, dark pink, peachy, splotchy, a little greenish, tan, darker tan, orange tan, carmel, brown, coffee, cinnamon. I was thinking that we should just call people by their pantone numbers. But maybe I am on to something with my descriptions.