Friday, August 19, 2011

You know what I could really use?

I could really use a movie that would teach me how to don't be racist.

I bet I would be less racist if I played at sports at a high-school with a lot of diversity, and when I didn't like the other kids, I would learn to like them through some sort of training montage.

It must have been hard to live in the past, when the only way to tell if someone was good or evil was if they accepted social norms of the time and all of the good people didn't be racist at all, but the evil people might have gone to church and acted nice or whatever, but secretly they were all kinds of racist.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Who is most racist: Mark Twain or Samuel Clemens?

It don't matter because technology now provides us with a new way to don't be racist:


(via boingboing)

Sunday, January 9, 2011

MLK Resolution

Any time is a good time to don't be racist, not just at the holidays.

So my challenge to you is to pick one way to not be racist in the coming year. You write that down on Martin and Luther's King day and try to don't be racist in that way all year (not just a few weeks).

My MLK resolution is to not be racist at Gypsies. Like when they have me pay two bucks for my soda pop with my little ceasar's hot and lonely pizza, I won't say " oh man, what a Gyp!" because even Gypsies and pollacks deserve for you to not be racist at them.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Even on the internet you should don't be racist.

I saw a guy on a celbrity rehab with a shirt that said "eracism".

I don't know what he was thinking, but I think it is important to don't be racist whether it is eRacism, or iRacism.

Cause even on the internet it is important to don't be racist.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Every day is a good day to don't be racist

Some days when I am walking down a street and I see someone that is a race, I think to myself "Hey, don't be racist" and I look at the race person and smile and am really not racist at them.

Monday, December 13, 2010

how to don't HATE

"HATE

HATE

I"M YOU'RE HATE

I'M YOU'RE HATE WHEN YOU WANT LOVE"
-Jim Hetfielder

One of the finest poets of our generation wrote that song. But you know what? Hate is such a strong word. We shouldn't hate anyone. Especially we should NOT hate people that are races. But what about Racism? Should we Hate racism? I tried to hate racism but I didn't know if I should Hate racism, or just the things he does. But after I watched some shows (TV) I decided I really Hate racism.

So there it is

THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN RACISM!!!







and people that are different from me.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

The Flavor of Race

Dark and light
black and White

it all sounds like good versus evil. But if we just describes races like foods, then there will be no bad guys (except if we call people "coffee" because, Mormon). Then it's not like a Black versus white issue, it's Peaches and Cream versus Chocolate, and do we want to drizzle Carmel on it issue. Imagine what will happen to Real Estate prices! Who doesn't want to live in a chocolate part of town!!?!?!

I think if we get the terminology right we will probably all be don't be racist together, and instead of saying "that Black man sure was articulate." or "That poor white guy just hasn't had any opportunities." You could be like "My time is prison was tough because I didn't believe in Cream of Chicken Power, but I needed some protection after I got stabbed by a Dulce de Leche". That doesn't sound like hard time, that sounds like an adventure in deliciousness