Raceaphobic

I am glad they didn't call it Racephobia, because that means that I am scared of race-based people. I am not scared of racial people, unless they are vampire race-based people.

some of my best friends are vampires.

I need friends

I need friends, but they have to be from races. That will PROVE that I am not doing racism.

You know what I could really use?

I could really use a movie that would teach me how to don't be racist.

I bet I would be less racist if I played at sports at a high-school with a lot of diversity, and when I didn't like the other kids, I would learn to like them through some sort of training montage.

It must have been hard to live in the past, when the only way to tell if someone was good or evil was if they accepted social norms of the time and all of the good people didn't be racist at all, but the evil people might have gone to church and acted nice or whatever, but secretly they were all kinds of racist.

Who is most racist: Mark Twain or Samuel Clemens?

It don't matter because technology now provides us with a new way to don't be racist:

(via boingboing)

MLK Resolution

Any time is a good time to don't be racist, not just at the holidays.

So my challenge to you is to pick one way to not be racist in the coming year. You write that down on Martin and Luther's King day and try to don't be racist in that way all year (not just a few weeks).

My MLK resolution is to not be racist at Gypsies. Like when they have me pay two bucks for my soda pop with my little ceasar's hot and lonely pizza, I won't say " oh man, what a Gyp!" because even Gypsies and pollacks deserve for you to not be racist at them.

Even on the internet you should don't be racist.

I saw a guy on a celbrity rehab with a shirt that said "eracism".

I don't know what he was thinking, but I think it is important to don't be racist whether it is eRacism, or iRacism.

Cause even on the internet it is important to don't be racist.

Every day is a good day to don't be racist

Some days when I am walking down a street and I see someone that is a race, I think to myself "Hey, don't be racist" and I look at the race person and smile and am really not racist at them.